Everything I Think I See Becomes a Tax Return to Me

Welcome to: Everything I Think I See Becomes a Tax Return to Me

"Everything I think I see becomes a tax return to me..." my new tax season jingle

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Katrina Keller

CPA, CFF, CFE, MST, (Phd*coming soon:)

Podcast Episode 4

"If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is. No fraudster ever says, 'Hey, I'm selling you a lie.'"

Katrina Keller

CPA, CFF, CFE, MST, (Phd*coming soon:)

In this unscripted, high-energy episode of What the Finance!, the host takes a humorous yet insightful dive into the chaotic world of tax season. From last-minute client emails to the sheer madness that accountants face, this episode offers a raw and unfiltered look at the reality of tax preparation. Inspired by a classic commercial jingle, the host creates her own rendition: “Everything I think I see becomes a tax return to me,” illustrating how deeply finance is ingrained in her mindset.

She also explores the undeniable power of marketing and advertising, breaking down how jingles, brand sponsorships, and advertising dollars shape the world in ways we often don’t realize. Through real-life stories, she connects her background in advertising and forensic accounting, shedding light on the intersection of business strategy, fraud detection, and entrepreneurship. Whether you’re an accountant, a business owner, or someone fascinated by the psychology of marketing, this episode will leave you thinking differently about the world around you.

Key Takeaways:

Everything in life has a financial angle. Business owners need to recognize that every decision has financial implications, whether they realize it or not.
“I literally can’t turn it off. Everything I think I see becomes a tax return to me.”
Financial statements tell the real story. Owners may ignore reality, but the numbers don’t lie. Learning to read financials is crucial for success.
“I can look at your books and know more about your business than you do. The numbers tell me everything.”
Every financial decision has tax consequences. Whether you plan for it or not, taxes affect your business. Ignoring them leads to disaster.
“You don’t get to opt out of taxes just because you don’t understand them.”
Proper bookkeeping is the foundation of a healthy business. Disorganized records lead to poor tax returns and financial mismanagement. Get it right from the start.
“If your books are a mess, your business is a mess. Period.”
Avoiding financial details is a costly mistake. Entrepreneurs who neglect their numbers end up working harder, not smarter. Understanding financial basics can save thousands.
“You’re working harder, not smarter, if you’re ignoring your financials.”
Forensic accountants see what others miss. From fraud to financial inefficiencies, CPAs with forensic training uncover hidden details that can save businesses.
“It’s not magic, it’s math. And the numbers never lie.”

This episode is a hilarious, truth-filled rollercoaster that unpacks the chaos of tax season, the power of marketing, and the fraudulent world of ‘get rich quick’ schemes. With real stories, sharp wit, and no-nonsense advice, the host breaks down the realities of finance, business, and entrepreneurship in a way only she can. Tune in and get ready for a no-filter masterclass in real-world finance and marketing.